Why we split up ... She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit. Then I caught her spending $65 on make-up. And I asked how come I had to give up stuff and not her. She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me. I told her that was what the beer was for! I don't think sh...

Frickin seat sniffers.

I had to enlarge the "Muscle Bee" just to LMAO! Figured Benoy would be all over that pollen sniffer.

What a combination for disaster, an azz munchin rookie with a set of wrenches and Cats. Stay far away.

"She had the phone on vibrate ... and then she pissed herself."

I knew a chick like that once. Fun but messy.

If I were you DH, I'd just STFU, and stop getting pissy with the other trashers here who are doing exactly what you stated in your first post when you said "bash away". WTF, you blow up your 800, the F-Turd is a piece of Schit, and you show up to go riding as unprepared as a rookie on their first ti...

Thanks XC, and here I was thinking it was to much Vox for me last night. Perhaps it was, as he did get me really confused.

How did you find out about Kris & I last night Riggs?

We just go back so many years on this board, it's like we're old friends. I usually call you stinky or just plain old skunk, why do you dislike your name so much? If the rope didn't break, how did the stator suck up the hairball? My mistake if it didn't. Do most of the riders you go out with really ...

Riggs, you should have seen the look on her face when I gave Kris the leather riding chaps a couple weeks ago, priceless. She looked mighty fine in them also. Talk about a Hyper charge!