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Bad hound!

She's a 70lb Golden Retriever. She's done worse over the years but not as bad as my last hound. My old hound consumed an entire ham on Easter Sunday, ate an angel food cake, gobbled a pizza that was just taken out of the oven, the list goes on... The best ever was when I was out mowing the lawn, I m...
by Uller God
May 18th, 2004, 8:34 am
 
Forum: Trash Talkers
Topic: Bad hound!
Replies: 15
Views: 477

Bad hound!

Last night I was grill'in up 2 grubb'in fillet mignons, hand picked straight from the butcher. I flipped them and went in the house to mix another cocktail, as I walked out to the deck I looked at the grill and no steaks. The hound was laying under the table on her back licking her chops just waitin...
by Uller God
May 17th, 2004, 11:20 am
 
Forum: Trash Talkers
Topic: Bad hound!
Replies: 15
Views: 477

4th annual Burn down the Cat party

We have 4 cats but 5 would be nice for the annual burn down the Cat party July 4th. Enviro's stay clear, gas and oil will be used to help the fire along. Anyone looking to donate a troublesome Cat Email.
by Uller God
May 13th, 2004, 3:40 am
 
Forum: Trash Talkers
Topic: 4th annual Burn down the Cat party
Replies: 33
Views: 1316

CAT's .....You can't give'em away!!!

Back in '97 I made a claim with myself that I wouldn't ride with only one Cat in the group. Every time I did the dam Cat would break down and I would have my ride cut short. Now if 2 Cat riders are in the group and sure enough one of the Cats will faulter, then the rest of the group rides on while t...
by Uller God
May 11th, 2004, 4:20 am
 
Forum: Trash Talkers
Topic: CAT's .....You can't give'em away!!!
Replies: 46
Views: 1653

2 bucks a gallon!

Just filled up the truck, $45 the most I've paid since I owned it! Good thing I make large coin or I'd have to join the Sierra Club, become a tree hugger, and drive a hybrid.
by Uller God
May 11th, 2004, 4:14 am
 
Forum: Trash Talkers
Topic: 2 bucks a gallon!
Replies: 35
Views: 1158

Minnesota Fishing Opener

Breaking out the gill nets and heading to Little Sag in the BWCA. Don't tell the tree huggers!
by Uller God
May 7th, 2004, 3:46 am
 
Forum: Trash Talkers
Topic: Minnesota Fishing Opener
Replies: 9
Views: 407

Milli Vinilli want's trade!

What will the Milli Vanilli fans do if the break up of teammates Mckenzie and Al Harris happen. The NFL had announced last year that it's legal to tackle by the dreads, either one of these low class Milli Vanilli posers get an interception the dreads will be yanked from their skull!

Packers SUX!
by Uller God
May 7th, 2004, 3:43 am
 
Forum: Trash Talkers
Topic: Milli Vinilli want's trade!
Replies: 0
Views: 100

Leroy's Math Test

1) Little Jimmy has an AK 47 with a 30 round clip. He usually misses 6 out of 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shooting. How many drive-by shootings can Little Jimmy attempt before he has to reload? 2) Jose has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to ...
by Uller God
April 27th, 2004, 4:12 am
 
Forum: Trash Talkers
Topic: Leroy's Math Test
Replies: 9
Views: 258

Hey Spud and stuffnuts- (studs4me too)

The freezer is running low, time to break out the gill nets and head to the BWCA to stock up! Uller
by Uller God
April 19th, 2004, 8:45 am
 
Forum: Trash Talkers
Topic: Hey Spud and stuffnuts- (studs4me too)
Replies: 22
Views: 612

Beer holder shot...help!

What's wrong with you people. Last I heard it's legal to operate a snowmobile unless you are legally drunk, .10 BAC. I knew some of you fricken blow holes would lay into a guy asking for simple advice. What do you think those 50+ sleds are doing parked in front of the bar / restaurant when you drive...
by Uller God
April 16th, 2004, 9:02 am
 
Forum: SnowmobileNews Forum
Topic: Beer holder shot...help!
Replies: 11
Views: 617
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