$h*t may just be the most powerful word in the English language.
You can be $h*t faced, $h*t out of luck,or have $h*t for brains.
With a little effort, you can get your $h*t together, find a place for your $h*t or decide to $h*t or get off the pot.
You can smoke $h*t, buy $h*t, sell $h*t, lose h*t, find $h*t, forget $h*t, and tell others to eat $h*t and die.
Some people know their $h*t while others can't tell the difference between $h*t and shineola.
There are lucky $h*ts, dumb $h*ts, crazy $h*ts, and sweet $h*ts.
There is bull $h*t, horse $h*t and chicken $h*t.
You can throw $h*t, sling $h*t, catch $h*t, or duck when $h*t hits the fan.
You can give a $h*t or serve $h*t on a shingle.
You can find yourself in $h*t, or be happier than a pig in $h*t.
Some days are colder than $h*t, some days are hotter than $h*t, and some days are just plain $h*tty.
Some music sounds like $h*t, things can look like $h*t, and there are times when you feel like $h*t.
You can have too much $h*t, not enough $h*t, the right $h*t, the wrong $h*t or a lot of weird $h*t.
You can carry $h*t, have a mountain of $h*t, or find yourself up $h*t creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to $h*t and other times you swim in a lake of $h*t and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of creation.
And remember, once you know your $h*t, you don't need to know anything else!
