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Well, $hit...

Postby M10rules » March 18th, 2002, 7:56 am

$h*t may just be the most powerful word in the English language.
You can be $h*t faced, $h*t out of luck,or have $h*t for brains.
With a little effort, you can get your $h*t together, find a place for your $h*t or decide to $h*t or get off the pot.

You can smoke $h*t, buy $h*t, sell $h*t, lose h*t, find $h*t, forget $h*t, and tell others to eat $h*t and die.

Some people know their $h*t while others can't tell the difference between $h*t and shineola.

There are lucky $h*ts, dumb $h*ts, crazy $h*ts, and sweet $h*ts.

There is bull $h*t, horse $h*t and chicken $h*t.

You can throw $h*t, sling $h*t, catch $h*t, or duck when $h*t hits the fan.

You can give a $h*t or serve $h*t on a shingle.

You can find yourself in $h*t, or be happier than a pig in $h*t.

Some days are colder than $h*t, some days are hotter than $h*t, and some days are just plain $h*tty.

Some music sounds like $h*t, things can look like $h*t, and there are times when you feel like $h*t.

You can have too much $h*t, not enough $h*t, the right $h*t, the wrong $h*t or a lot of weird $h*t.

You can carry $h*t, have a mountain of $h*t, or find yourself up $h*t creek without a paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to $h*t and other times you swim in a lake of $h*t and come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of creation.

And remember, once you know your $h*t, you don't need to know anything else!
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Postby SLEDHEADRED » March 18th, 2002, 10:55 am

COLLEGE KID'S--SHEEESH!!!!!!
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Postby Snotcicles » March 18th, 2002, 2:47 pm

George Carland? That was some funny...SH*T!
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Postby M10rules » March 19th, 2002, 2:14 am

Just some of the $h*t I get in my email everyday
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Postby zr800newyork » March 19th, 2002, 2:23 am

George Carland revisited...nothing original here??
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Postby NorthernSkunk » March 19th, 2002, 2:27 am

I thought this was gonna be a viper post, lol.
Na i'm done with you, your to much of an ass for me!

Your on a need to know basis and since you never come out here you don't need to know....
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Postby 96VmaxXT » March 20th, 2002, 12:23 pm

Thats Some Dr Suess Sh*t
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Postby Cat Addict » March 20th, 2002, 6:14 pm

may take some time downloading, but here is some more sh*t ----http://www.sparklet.com/~royce/trams/KnowJackSchitt.swf

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