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Postby It sleeps in the back yard » March 21st, 2002, 11:36 am

What is the Ojibwa Indian word for BINGO?..... Mum-di-jah-win

hee hee sorry I just had too !!
Hey Thats not a low flying Cessna !!
Or is it?!
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Postby Ropepuller » March 21st, 2002, 11:44 am

Whats the difference between a walrus and a Native American Women?



20 lbs and a bingo jacket......

Ya I know I'll catch hell, but its one of my favs this week.
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Postby Formula_moonz670 » March 21st, 2002, 11:46 am

Yeah, I had to think about it for a minute.
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Postby Mikeybac » March 21st, 2002, 2:25 pm

Xtreme XC them are fightin words buddy...im Polish...put up your dukes...lol j/k
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Postby Xtreme XC » March 21st, 2002, 4:42 pm

LOL Mike, so am I... I guess you didn't know that!!! My last name is Pawloski.



How do you confuse a pollack?

Put him in a round room and tell him to piss in the corner!
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Postby Cat Addict » March 21st, 2002, 5:14 pm

Lost Chapter in Genesis
> >
> > So God asked him, "What is wrong with you?"
> >
> > Adam said "I don't have anyone to talk to."
> >
> > God said that He was going to make Adam a
> > companion and that it would be
> > a woman. He said, "This person will gather food
> > for you, cook for you,
> > and when you discover clothing she'll wash it
> > for you. She will always
> > agree with every decision you make. She will
> > bear your children and
> > never ask you to get up in the middle of the
> > night to take care of them.
> > She will not nag you and will always be the
> > first to admit she was wrong
> > when you've had a disagreement. She will never
> > have a headache and will
> > freely give you love and passion whenever you
> > need it."
> >
> > Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this
> > cost?"
> >
> > God replied, "An arm and a leg."
> >
> > Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"
> >
> > The rest of the story is history.
> > >>

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Postby Cat Addict » March 21st, 2002, 5:20 pm


> >An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall.
> >
> >A young man walked up to the bench and sat down.
> >
> >He had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, blue and
> >yellow.
> >
> >The old man just stared.
> >
> >Every time the young man looked, the old man was staring back.
> >
> >The young man finally said sarcastically, "What's the matter old timer?
> >Never done anything wild in your life?"
> >
> >Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and had sex
> >with a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son.


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Postby Elk » March 21st, 2002, 5:41 pm

L:)L.
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Postby Cat Addict » March 21st, 2002, 7:01 pm

Elk> I went to the sledmaine site you have posted. Was browzing around and saw the page about sledstickers. Neat idea> it would be pretty cool if we had something like that for our forum. Anyone else have an opinion on the subject??
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Postby BUSHMAN » March 21st, 2002, 10:46 pm

think about it!!!!! what does a whore do? and if its coming out of her nose she would be full of ?????. good luck.
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