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Teach Me?!!!

Postby catbaby » August 26th, 2002, 8:04 pm

Teach me how to ride?!!!
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Postby ghl_hunter » August 26th, 2002, 8:09 pm

how old r u
go big or go home!!!!!!!! ride cat nothin but raw power unleashed!!!!!i must be a cat rider cuz i have more then 9 lives
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Postby maxiracer » August 27th, 2002, 5:01 am

I can teach you how to race! It's easier than you think! Buy a ski doo, squeeze the throttle, and turn left! Do this in increments of 3 lap heats and then a 5 lap final. Celebrate on the podium, spray champagne and remember to thank maxiracer in the post race interviews! That's all there is to it! Now that will $5000.00 US. Make the check payable to Team Maxi....
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Postby kenlacy » August 27th, 2002, 5:13 am

All depends on what brand you are gonna ride.

Cause if it is gonna be a Cat - then you need to go to Snowmobile Mechanics Institute before you should ever pull the rope!
Recently I was asked to play in a golf tournament.

At first I said, "Naw, I haven't been playing that well."

Then they said to me, "Come on, it's for handicapped and blind kids."

Then I thought...




Chit, I could win this!
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Postby ArcticEd » August 27th, 2002, 5:22 am

..........and if you plan on racing a Polaris, you're going to need some preliminary therapy on "How to Deal With Disappointment".......
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Postby zr800newyork » August 27th, 2002, 5:25 am

and then graduate into sessions of "anger mangement" when the envy of the other brand hits!
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Postby PowDar » August 27th, 2002, 6:47 am

Yeah, cuz the only thing your gonna get is gold trophies. No silver and bronze. Only plain ol'gold. And no "thank you for attending" cards either.
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Postby kenlacy » August 27th, 2002, 7:47 am

Don't forget to get the green contact lenses before you start riding - if you don't have those none of the other Cat riders will talk to ya.

And Ed - I think this is what you meant to say "..........and if you plan on racing a Polaris, you're going to need some preliminary therapy on "How to Deal With others isappointment".......


*This Message was edited on 27-Aug-02 01:11 PM by kenlacy*
Recently I was asked to play in a golf tournament.

At first I said, "Naw, I haven't been playing that well."

Then they said to me, "Come on, it's for handicapped and blind kids."

Then I thought...




Chit, I could win this!
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Postby YAMAMAMA » August 27th, 2002, 1:18 pm

guys i think your pretty funny, but have you heard of Megans Law. It says only kitty cats for little pussies.
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Postby snowracer72 » August 27th, 2002, 1:46 pm

i'd teach her to ride....me!LOL!
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