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5 biggest lies in snomobiling?

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5 biggest lies in snomobiling?

Postby candoo » November 17th, 2003, 5:58 am

1) Polaris invented the first snowmobile.

2) "I want reliability, thats why I went with Yamaha".

3) That can is not loud.

4) I dont think the new REV suits my riding style.

5) I think I can make that.
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5 biggest lies in snomobiling?

Postby mnsnowboy » November 17th, 2003, 6:12 am

1. The groomer was out last night.

2. My sled starts on the first pull every time.

3. Snowmobiling disturbs Timberwolves.

4. You can't log with a snowmobile. (LOL)

5. If I put my sled in the water, I would be able to get out.

Kick ass!

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5 biggest lies in snomobiling?

Postby Mainecat » November 17th, 2003, 6:21 am

1- wait till next year (Yoko Yamaha 1964-2004)
2- A "properly set up" Viper will beat a zr, f7 (insert sled)
3- The red Vipers are faster than the blue ones.
4- Ski Doo has not had problems with the 600 or 800 Ho's
5- Yamalube smells good.
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5 biggest lies in snomobiling?

Postby Skidoo_Newf! » November 17th, 2003, 8:08 am

1. Don't worry, you have lots of gas to make it there.
2. Just because it doesn't engage until 7000 rpm doesn't mean its modded.
3. My fcat has never needed fixing.
4. Really sweetheart, sex in the snow isn't cold at all.
5. We here at (insert snowmobile magazine name) have reviewd this sled and we think that it (insert anything they say here)!!!!!!
I may not have a sled right now but my office chair is modded to the max!!!!!
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5 biggest lies in snomobiling?

Postby RIGGS1 » November 17th, 2003, 8:58 am

- I've never had to re-pack the bearings on my snowmobile trailer.
- Dec. 1st: the ice is thick enough.
- Riggs is gay.
- My SRX suspension is awesome in the bumps! Love it!
- if you add a bottle of 104 octane boost you can get another 10mph out of her.
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5 biggest lies in snomobiling?

Postby MX-ZAHOLIC » November 17th, 2003, 9:20 am

What about "I've never fouled a plug"
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5 biggest lies in snomobiling?

Postby ICEPRICK » November 17th, 2003, 9:38 am

candoo, polaris really did invent the first snowmobile (lol)

who shot who in the what now?
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5 biggest lies in snomobiling?

Postby The Grand Poobah » November 17th, 2003, 10:14 am

I don't know about the Top 5, but I can tell you what number one is:

zrcat has 10% body fat.

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5 biggest lies in snomobiling?

Postby Dunior » November 17th, 2003, 10:22 am

1. It only cost $5.00
2. WSA really needs to charge $100.00 a day to make any money for practice.
3. I promise I won't do that again.
4. What do you mean? that has always been on my sled.
5. It will pay for itself over and over.
Polaris, because I don't like to work on my sled, but I do sure like to beat on them.
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5 biggest lies in snomobiling?

Postby The Borg » November 17th, 2003, 11:25 am

1) Arctic Cat has a quality control department
2) All firecats are as fast as the cat guys say they are
3) All RX1's are as slow as the cat guys say they are
4) The free oil F owners got as a reward for putting up with thier junk, is really two stroke oil, and not Wesson.
5) Arctic Cat, an ATV company, really cares about the consumer, and will learn from it's mistakes in the 70's, 80's and 90's and make a quality sled. Next year.

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