Your Favorite Quotes

by **PickleChick** » August 17th, 2004, 9:44 am

Share them here....

"LIFE IS NOT A JOURNEY TO THE GRAVE WITH THE INTENTION OF ARRIVING SAFELY IN A PRETTY AND WELL PRESERVED BODY, BUT RATHER TO SKID IN BROADSIDE, THOROUGHLY USED UP, TOTALLY WORN OUT, AND LOUDLY PROCLAIMING:

WOW.WHAT A RIDE!!!!!"

by **FastFirecat** » August 17th, 2004, 9:47 am

This is the only one that matters.....

GO BIG OR GO HOME

A guy up from my way has this as the name of his boat, i find it hilarious "Eating ain't Cheatin". If you think about it, you'll get it.

by **snofisher** » August 17th, 2004, 9:51 am

"I'm not bald, I just out grew my hair."

by **proXpilot** » August 17th, 2004, 9:55 am

"does this suit make me look fat?" "no! your face does"--Tommy boy

by **Xtreme XC** » August 17th, 2004, 9:58 am

"You WAD" ...(Mr. Collins aka zrcat)

LOL proxpilot, actually I like this version...

"Do these jeans make my ass look big? - No, your ASS makes your ass look big!" LOL

by **dothedoo** » August 17th, 2004, 9:59 am

"If my Aunt had gonads, she would be my uncle."

Highly effective when used to respond to someone who likes to overstate the obvious.

by **dothedoo** » August 17th, 2004, 10:02 am

"It's blowin' harder than a truck load of queerz."

...too windy to go fishing.

by **PickleChick** » August 17th, 2004, 10:04 am

"you cant get there from here."

by **PickleChick** » August 17th, 2004, 10:05 am

lol doodoo

"its hotter than a two peckered billy goat out here!!"

"colder than a witch's titty"

"crazier than an ape on acid"

"wherever you go, thats where you are"

by **proXpilot** » August 17th, 2004, 10:09 am

"thats a pretty girl down there, she must go out with one of the yankees"