Your Favorite Quotes

by **ThunderStruck** » August 22nd, 2004, 2:57 am

A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"

by **U.P. Skidoo** » August 22nd, 2004, 7:39 am

I weigh 90 god damn pounds and you bring me light beer!!!!!!

Burgess Meredith----Grumpy Old Men

by **U.P. Skidoo** » August 22nd, 2004, 7:43 am

Your mamas so fat, when she goes camping the bears hang their food in the trees.........................

by **snofisher** » August 22nd, 2004, 11:21 am

a friend will be there for good times and bad, a true friend will help you bury the bodies...

by **Patrick11** » August 22nd, 2004, 2:30 pm

Im hung like a field mouse...2 inches off the ground

Im hung like a Baby... 21 inches long 7 lbs 5 ounces

by **Patrick11** » August 22nd, 2004, 4:14 pm

Save a Tree, Eat a Beaver

You might be #1, but I'm the Best!!

by **snofisher** » August 22nd, 2004, 4:46 pm

PETA, people for the eating of tasty animals..
hey fellas, watch this..famous last words
have a nice day..
sh!lt happens..

by **WinterRocks** » August 22nd, 2004, 9:52 pm

"well lets make like Tom and Cruise"

"lets make like a baby and head out"

"lets make like a Winnabago and motor home"

"why dont u make like a seagul and F**k off!!" -Craven Rockin' the Valley original

by **giftgirl** » August 23rd, 2004, 8:40 am

Men have two emotions: "hungry and horny."
If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

by **PickleChick** » August 23rd, 2004, 9:39 am

GG IM SHOCKED!!! LMAO!!