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Give us a YO MOMMA joke

Postby zert » February 6th, 2007, 1:51 pm

YO MOMMA'S lips are so big, da biotch can blow in her own ear!!
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Postby treewhacker » February 6th, 2007, 1:54 pm

Yo Mamma's so fat she has her own zip code.

You Mamma's so fat her high school pic is a satellite image
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Postby treewhacker » February 6th, 2007, 1:56 pm

You Mamma's so fat she was crowned Miss America.....and parts of Canada
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Postby GThunda » February 6th, 2007, 2:03 pm

Yo momma's so fat, after sex she smokes a ham.
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Postby mnsnowboy » February 6th, 2007, 2:06 pm

[quote=GThunda]Yo momma's so fat, after sex she smokes a ham.[/quote]

LOL!

Yo momma's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs.

Yo momma's so fat, she makes shamu look like a tic tac.

Yo momma's so fat, when she wore a Malcolm X jacket helicopters tried to land on her.

Yo momma has more chins than a Chinese phone book.

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Postby SLEDHEADRED » February 6th, 2007, 2:10 pm

your momma IS A DRUNK, IT DONT MATTER, LOOK AT HER!
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Postby PickleChick » February 6th, 2007, 2:25 pm

[quote=GThunda]Yo momma's so fat, after sex she smokes a ham.[/quote]

LMFAO!
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Postby zert » February 6th, 2007, 2:25 pm

Yo momma so fat, when she turned around she got a welcome back party.

Yo momma so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Yo momma so fat, she's on both sides of the family.

Yo momma so fat, when she gets on a scale it says "To be continued"

Yo momma so fat, she left in high heels and came back in sandals.

Yo momma like a bowling ball, she gets picked up, fingered and tossed in the gutter.

Yo momma like a hockey player, she changes her pads after 3 periods.

Yo momma so poor, she went to McDonalds and put a Big Mac on layaway.
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Postby zert » February 6th, 2007, 2:37 pm

Yo momma's tits sag so bad, she has to pull down her pants to flash me.

Yo momma is so nasty, her thong is made out of crime scene tape.

Yo momma is so fat, the National Weather Service names her farts.
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Postby GThunda » February 6th, 2007, 2:39 pm

Yo momma's so fat, da cop pulled up to her on da street corner and told her ta BREAK IT UP!

Pickle....how ya been!?!
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