Give us a YO MOMMA joke

by **treewhacker** » February 6th, 2007, 2:50 pm

[quote=GThunda]Yo momma's so fat, da cop pulled up to her on da street corner and told her ta BREAK IT UP!

Pickle....how ya been!?![/quote]
LMFAOROF

by **Uller God** » February 6th, 2007, 2:55 pm

Yer mamma's so fat she rides a Mach Z and works in a prison.

by **zert** » February 6th, 2007, 3:02 pm

Yo momma so fat, her Trash Ride Tshirt came in sections.

by **GThunda** » February 6th, 2007, 3:03 pm

[quote=zert]Yo momma so fat, her Trash Ride Tshirt came in sections.[/quote]

LMAO!!

by **Crackie** » February 6th, 2007, 3:05 pm

[quote=zert]Yo momma so fat, her Trash Ride Tshirt came in sections.[/quote]

LMFAO Zert

by **zert** » February 6th, 2007, 3:08 pm

Yo momma so ugly, she has a pic of Mach1Mike's azz for a mugshot.

by **zert** » February 6th, 2007, 3:13 pm

Yo momma is so slow, KenLacy passed her.

by **FIB** » February 6th, 2007, 4:56 pm

Yo Momma azz so big when she walks in the snow, she covers her own tracks.

by **pearson** » February 7th, 2007, 12:02 am

Yo Momma's so fat when she broke her leg, gravy came out....

by **zert** » February 7th, 2007, 1:02 am

Yo momma is so fat, her blood type is chocolate.

Yo momma is so nasty, she flosses with a hacksaw.

Yo momma's teeth are so bad, when she smiles it looks like her tongue is in jail.

Yo momma is so ugly, she got banned from the NHL.

Yo momma is so fat she doesn't take pictures, she takes posters.

Yo momma is so fat, she rides a flat bed bus.

Yo momma's legs are so fat, she has cankles.

Yo momma's breath is so bad, people look forward to her farts.

Yo momma is so fat, her toilet is a hot tub.