by zert » February 7th, 2007, 1:02 am
Yo momma is so fat, her blood type is chocolate.
Yo momma is so nasty, she flosses with a hacksaw.
Yo momma's teeth are so bad, when she smiles it looks like her tongue is in jail.
Yo momma is so ugly, she got banned from the NHL.
Yo momma is so fat she doesn't take pictures, she takes posters.
Yo momma is so fat, she rides a flat bed bus.
Yo momma's legs are so fat, she has cankles.
Yo momma's breath is so bad, people look forward to her farts.
Yo momma is so fat, her toilet is a hot tub.