Give us a YO MOMMA joke

by **mach1mikeM1M** » February 7th, 2007, 3:22 am

Yo momma is so Fat she uses a role of Charmin for a tampon!

You momma is so Ugly Zert turned her down.

You momma is so smelly skunks run and hide from her.

by **KneeDeepInSnow** » February 7th, 2007, 6:09 am

[img]http://www.rock103.com/pages/crew/pics/lostpuppy.jpg[/img]

by **GThunda** » February 7th, 2007, 6:13 am

[IMG]http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b20/GThunda/tacoriggs.jpg[/IMG]

by **SuZQ213** » February 7th, 2007, 6:19 am

Yo momma so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!

Yo momma so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock.

Yo momma so nasty she made speed stick slow down.

Yo momma so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.

Yo momma so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave

Yo momma so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.

Yo momma so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!

by **drifter7** » February 7th, 2007, 9:11 am

Yo momma's cookin is so bad all the flies in the nieghborhood got together and sewed up all the holes in the screens.

Yo momma's so slow, it takes her an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes.

by **Vmax700** » February 7th, 2007, 9:25 am

Your momma makes sex threats to OT

by **ArcticEd** » February 7th, 2007, 5:43 pm

Yo Mama so fat, she weighs almost as much as a Mach Z.........

:O

by **dothedoo** » February 7th, 2007, 11:17 pm

Your momma so old and fat that before the Lord said, "Let there be Light." He had to tell her to get her big fat azz out of the way.

by **MXZErick** » February 8th, 2007, 2:10 am

[quote=ArcticEd]Yo Mama so fat, she weighs almost as much as a Mach Z.........

:O[/quote]Yo mommas as broke as Arctic Eds Cat! lol. Edward, there's still time to catch Mainecat on his way over. Get on UP here!

by **U.P. Skidoo** » February 8th, 2007, 11:44 am

Your Mommas so fat, when she goes camping the bears hang their food in a tree...............