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Give us a YO MOMMA joke

PostPosted: February 6th, 2007, 1:51 pm
by zert
YO MOMMA'S lips are so big, da biotch can blow in her own ear!!

Give us a YO MOMMA joke

PostPosted: February 6th, 2007, 1:54 pm
by treewhacker
Yo Mamma's so fat she has her own zip code.

You Mamma's so fat her high school pic is a satellite image

Give us a YO MOMMA joke

PostPosted: February 6th, 2007, 1:56 pm
by treewhacker
You Mamma's so fat she was crowned Miss America.....and parts of Canada

Give us a YO MOMMA joke

PostPosted: February 6th, 2007, 2:03 pm
by GThunda
Yo momma's so fat, after sex she smokes a ham.

Give us a YO MOMMA joke

PostPosted: February 6th, 2007, 2:06 pm
by mnsnowboy
[quote=GThunda]Yo momma's so fat, after sex she smokes a ham.[/quote]

LOL!

Yo momma's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs.

Yo momma's so fat, she makes shamu look like a tic tac.

Yo momma's so fat, when she wore a Malcolm X jacket helicopters tried to land on her.

Yo momma has more chins than a Chinese phone book.

-sb

Give us a YO MOMMA joke

PostPosted: February 6th, 2007, 2:10 pm
by SLEDHEADRED
your momma IS A DRUNK, IT DONT MATTER, LOOK AT HER!
[img]http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k172/ciubi/f/funny0500.jpg[/img]

Give us a YO MOMMA joke

PostPosted: February 6th, 2007, 2:25 pm
by PickleChick
[quote=GThunda]Yo momma's so fat, after sex she smokes a ham.[/quote]

LMFAO!

Give us a YO MOMMA joke

PostPosted: February 6th, 2007, 2:25 pm
by zert
Yo momma so fat, when she turned around she got a welcome back party.

Yo momma so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Yo momma so fat, she's on both sides of the family.

Yo momma so fat, when she gets on a scale it says "To be continued"

Yo momma so fat, she left in high heels and came back in sandals.

Yo momma like a bowling ball, she gets picked up, fingered and tossed in the gutter.

Yo momma like a hockey player, she changes her pads after 3 periods.

Yo momma so poor, she went to McDonalds and put a Big Mac on layaway.

Give us a YO MOMMA joke

PostPosted: February 6th, 2007, 2:37 pm
by zert
Yo momma's tits sag so bad, she has to pull down her pants to flash me.

Yo momma is so nasty, her thong is made out of crime scene tape.

Yo momma is so fat, the National Weather Service names her farts.

Give us a YO MOMMA joke

PostPosted: February 6th, 2007, 2:39 pm
by GThunda
Yo momma's so fat, da cop pulled up to her on da street corner and told her ta BREAK IT UP!

Pickle....how ya been!?!