Sadly, since there aren't that many trashers who still regularly check this board, I feel safe making the following offer:
If you're coming to Haydays this coming weekend, come to the Snow Goer booth and merely say, "I'm a trasher, now give me a damned T-shirt," and we'll give you a damned t-shirt -- a white one with orange lettering that you can proudly wear or use to wash your car. Available in the following sizes: XL, XL and XL. Also available in XL. Special size requests will be listened to and strongly considered with a sincere look on our faces, but then we'll throw you an XL because it's all that we have!
If you come to the booth on Saturday morning, you'll likely see our guy Lane -- so, that would also be a good time to avoid seeing me, if that's the end goal. If, however, seeing me doesn't repulse you, then come to the booth on Saturday afternoon or Sunday and there's a fair chance you'll see me or our new managing editor, Nick.
In all seriousness, stop by and introduce or reintroduce yourselves.
