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This should stir things up some...

Postby zert » December 18th, 2001, 5:15 am

A YAMAHA POEM

Of the four brands of sleds
Most would agree
The ones that are appealing
Number only three

The fourth is an outcast
Scoffed at by most
The few that own one
Know they are toast

Out on the trails
And especially the lakes
They avoid confrontation
Cuz they know they ride fakes

Year after year
They defend what they ride
But when the snow comes
They run and they hide

How can you blame them?
Wouldn't you do the same?
If the sled you were riding?
Had such a name?

The name that they use
Came from a Jap
Nothing rhymes with Yamaha
So I'll just call them crap

This year the Viper
Was the sled they all picked
But at the last shootout
It got its butt kicked

So many people
Got caught up in the hype
Now they are pissed
And do nothing but gripe

For all of these fools
I have not pity
They should have known
The blue sleds are s**tty

The snow is on the way
And one thing is certain
The boys on the blue sleds
Are gonna be hurtin

Maybe next year
They will have some luck
Yamaha will have a sled
That for once does not suck

My advice to them
To avoid certain death
Go buy some mods
And don't hold your breath

Do I need snow or what??
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Postby Drewman » December 18th, 2001, 5:22 am

LMAO zert, paste that one over on the amsnow yammi page, come on I double dog dare ya!!!___________DREW
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Postby zert » December 18th, 2001, 5:24 am

Done!!!!!!!!!
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Postby 2k2mxz6 » December 18th, 2001, 5:25 am

Good one zert,you're just another Edgar Allen Poe.
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Postby zrcat » December 18th, 2001, 5:26 am

LMAO!
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Postby hugeair » December 18th, 2001, 5:27 am

That's friggin' great!!LOL Proof that we DO need snow, or we will go insane and write Yamaha poems!
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Postby bad-ass-zx800 » December 18th, 2001, 5:33 am

ROTFLMFAO haha thats was great. Cant wait to see what drifter has to say about that LOL.
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Postby Skidoo_Newf » December 18th, 2001, 5:50 am

ROTFLMAO - holy cripes man you gonna put me in traction I am laughing so hard. I can't wait to see wait they say about that over at amsnot.

Keep up the good work buddy - just lay off the Ski-Doo's. LOL
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Postby Mainecat » December 18th, 2001, 5:58 am

LMFAO
Drifter HELLO DRIFTER... Your poetic response is required!! lol
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Postby Skidoo_Newf » December 18th, 2001, 5:59 am

Yeah drift,

See if you can top that one. I am anxiously awaiting your reply! LOL
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