My Joke Time Now...

by **Formula_moonz670** » March 21st, 2002, 4:55 am

Everyones telling jokes, some good and some just lame. Here's my favorite joke in the whole wide world.

Q:What do you call a whore with a dollar on her head?
A:All you can eat under a dollar.

by **Sledted** » March 21st, 2002, 5:21 am

That would fall into the lame column.

by **Xtreme XC** » March 21st, 2002, 5:37 am

Q. Did you hear about the pollak that bought new snow tires?

A. They melted on the way home.

by **Formula_moonz670** » March 21st, 2002, 5:59 am

excuse me? Not as lame as YOU ARE sledted...what kinda name is that.. A lame name. I've been here longer than you. Have respect.

by **MachZE** » March 21st, 2002, 6:43 am

Confucious say, " Man who go through airport turnstyle sideways, going to Bangkok."

by **BUSHMAN** » March 21st, 2002, 6:45 am

MoonZ.... what do you call a whore with a runny nose???????????? a- FULL. i know its sick but i like it!!!

by **Formula_moonz670** » March 21st, 2002, 9:26 am

I don't get it.

by **Blue leader** » March 21st, 2002, 10:52 am

If a black bird has black babies and a blue bird has blue babies then what bird has no babies???? swallow!

by **kawicat** » March 21st, 2002, 10:55 am

moon z please tell me you are kinding!

if not, it involves a certain "male fluid"

by **600 PRO X** » March 21st, 2002, 11:27 am

Q: WHATS THE DIFFERANCE BETWEEN A BLACK OWL AND A WHITE OWL?

A: THE WHITE OWL GOES WHO? WHO? WHO?
THE BLACK OWL GOES WHO DAT? WHO DAT? WHO DAT?