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Postby mach1mikeM1M » June 28th, 2005, 2:15 am

A cowboy walks into a bar, and two steps in he realizes it's a gay
bar.

"What the heck," he says to himself, "I really want a drink."

When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the
name
of your willy?"

The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a
drink.

"The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell
me the name of your willy. Mine for instance is called NIKE, for the
slogan, 'Just Do It.' that guy down at the end of the bar calls his
SNICKERS, because 'It really Satisfies.' "The cowboy looks dumbfounded,
so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over.

So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left who is sipping on a
beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of yours?" The man looks back and says
with a smile, "TIMEX." The thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?" the fella
proudly replies, "'Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin!'"

A little shaken, the cowboy turns to the two fella's on his right who
just happens to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do
you
guys call yours?" The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims,
"FORD, because Quality is Job One." "Then he adds, "Have you driven a
Ford lately?"

The guy next to him then says, "I call mine CHEVY.....'Like a Rock!'
And gives a wink!

Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he comes
up with a name for his manhood. Finally, he turns to the bartender and
exclaims, "The name of my willy is SECRET. Now give me a beer." The
bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled

look asks, "Why Secret?"

The cowboy says, "Because it's 'STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A
WOMAN!'
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Postby RWL » June 28th, 2005, 2:19 am

:B
"on a still summer's night you can hear the ring's flake in a rotax engine" :o
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Postby FoxGirl336 » June 28th, 2005, 6:06 am

technically the slogan for Secret is Strong enough for a woman, so it still fits.
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Postby FirstTimeCatMan » June 28th, 2005, 6:10 am

Good JOTD but, leave it to a woman to put the "technicalities" into it......LOL
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Postby WIVIPERMAN » June 28th, 2005, 9:19 am

Good one Mike!:B
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Postby kenlacy » June 28th, 2005, 9:21 am

[quote=FoxGirl336]technically the slogan for Secret is Strong enough for a woman, so it still fits.[/quote]

You need to stop slammin the Robitussin foxgirl - he had it right the first time.
Recently I was asked to play in a golf tournament.

At first I said, "Naw, I haven't been playing that well."

Then they said to me, "Come on, it's for handicapped and blind kids."

Then I thought...




Chit, I could win this!
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Postby FoxGirl336 » June 28th, 2005, 9:34 am

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