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How to determine a REAL snowmobiler

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How to determine a REAL snowmobiler

Postby KneeDeepInSnow » November 20th, 2003, 6:04 am

How to determine a REAL snowmobiler
(http://www.nysnowmobiling.com/how_to_de ... owmobi.htm)


Prays for snow every night.
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Turns on the Weather Channel first thing every morning.
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Curses the Weather Channel second thing every morning.
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Doesn't like to be passed under any circumstances.
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Wants a new snowmobile every year.
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Would rather ride than watch the Super Bowl.
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Wishes he could forget about the speed limit.
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Feels that no snowmobile suit is ever out of fashion, or too dirty to wear.
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Would never admit to being tired out when riding with buddies.
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Has no trouble choosing between an aftermarket pipe, or a new couch for the living room.
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Is about as friendly as a grizzly bear when someone "high marks" him.
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Refers to standing around as "wasting daylight."
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Thumb twitches when snow is forecast.
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Enjoys the smell of two-cycle exhaust and the sound of revving engines.
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Carries enough odds and ends in his "possibles bag" to make it home, regardless.
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Views a heavy, fresh snowfall as an invitation to paradise.
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Considers burgers, fries and malts a delicacy.
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Can locate gas stations like a coon dog on a hot trail.
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Considers his exact sled width when approaching two trees, out of control, and careening downhill.
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Always knows (with GPS precision) which way is back.
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How to determine a REAL snowmobiler

Postby snirt » November 20th, 2003, 6:29 am

....have several pair of windproof underpants.
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How to determine a REAL snowmobiler

Postby SNOBALLZ » November 20th, 2003, 6:34 am

#1....can be found on snomowbile website in the middle of July, talking trash and trading stories!
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How to determine a REAL snowmobiler

Postby 800HO » November 20th, 2003, 7:12 am

I always thought the guys who were real snowmobilers were the one ones who don't ride cat. I ride doo, and consider myself a snowmobiler. The cat guys think sitting on the side of the trail waiting for a tow is snowmobiling, haha, do they ever have alot to learn.
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FORGET THE REST

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How to determine a REAL snowmobiler

Postby SNOBALLZ » November 20th, 2003, 7:20 am

.......never sat on the side of a trail waiting for a tow on ANY sled.....but hey, what do I know anyway....I ride a CAT....
AND....looky at you 800 "HO" You ride a HO!
lmfao!
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Postby RATMOTOR » November 20th, 2003, 7:22 am

Alienate's himself and confuses everyone when discussing good vs. bad weather.
Oil would be cheaper if the greenies stopped using it.
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How to determine a REAL snowmobiler

Postby White Lighting » November 20th, 2003, 8:58 am

Better a "HO" than a feeline!!!
GET ER DONE!!!
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Postby SNOBALLZ » November 20th, 2003, 9:52 am

hey, MOONSHINE...."run with the big dogs", huh?
Last I checked, CATS are always faster than a slobering lumbering MUTT.
Remember....big dogs lick their own ballz, stick their noses in sh!t, and drink outta the toilet!! Soooo, tells us alot about you then, DON'T IT!!
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Postby White Lighting » November 20th, 2003, 1:50 pm

Dont sheep like you walk around in sh*t all day long and smell each others a$$es?? Guess that tell us alot about you. DONT IT!!!!!!

.....and a dog is always faster than a sheep!
GET ER DONE!!!
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Postby me and you,we all should ride ski-doo » November 20th, 2003, 1:59 pm

looky here a newbie trasher,get em boy,sic them cats!!!!!!
why here,why now?
what?you want to race my cat?,uuummm,my ski's might crack,the dealer called on my cell,he finally has an opening after the other 15,000 are done,uuummm,my mom said i have to be home in 10 min's,uuummm ,i am low on gas===excuses you might hear from a cat owner when lining up to race
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