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Postby SLEDHEADRED » February 20th, 2003, 11:52 am

Two POLARIS RIDER'S, SHR and M10, were riding down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud. The passenger, M10, said, "Lookey thar up ahead, Carl, it's a po-lice roadblock! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!!"
"Don't worry, M10," Carl said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers, peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, and throw the bottles under the seat."
"What fer?" asked M10.
"Just let me do the talkin', OK?" said Carl.
Well, they finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat, and each put a label on their forehead.
When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "You boys been drinkin'?"

... "No sir," Carl said. "We're on the patch
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Postby M10rules » February 20th, 2003, 11:54 am

LMAO:):):):):)
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Postby ZRT800 » February 20th, 2003, 12:23 pm

LMAO!!! Very Good!!
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Postby Mainecat » February 20th, 2003, 12:37 pm

:)
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Postby Xtreme XC » February 20th, 2003, 7:30 pm

I wondered why you wore that Bud label all the way up to the trasher ride last year!
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Postby MX-ZAHOLIC » February 20th, 2003, 7:45 pm

LOL, Red, that's just wrong man!
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Postby SLEDHEADRED » February 20th, 2003, 9:33 pm

xc and mxz, what u guys doing up at 4am????Working on your sleds?-LOL
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Postby mx6 » February 21st, 2003, 1:23 am

That's funny, good bar joke.
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Postby Drifthopper » February 21st, 2003, 3:23 am

"Throw the bottle under the seat"

You's must of been on a LX worksled!!!

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Postby SLEDHEADRED » February 22nd, 2003, 1:50 am

Drifthopperm, we are in Matt's Wrangler with the roll bar for added protection!!
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