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Postby 2k2mxz6 » September 7th, 2003, 2:28 pm

I would not call myself Judah if I was from Towanda,you could end up taking a involuntary jump or shove of the Memorial Bridge at midnight.
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Postby Judah Ben-Hur » September 7th, 2003, 2:50 pm

The only thing "different" about Judah is that he is leading the pack across Sunfish and its on a nasty blue sled. I guess that makes two things. hehe

I got the lowdown on the chimpanzees. No sound on this end but I still laughed at it.
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Postby Judah Ben-Hur » September 7th, 2003, 2:52 pm

The river is up so it wouldn't be a bad night for a swan dive. I know where the rocks are in that stretch pretty good.
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Postby 2k2mxz6 » September 7th, 2003, 10:11 pm

It was up pretty good this summer,washed the hell out of the bank down by the acme.People use to jump off of the Monroeton bridge on 220,years ago before they built this new one.
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Postby Judah Ben-Hur » September 8th, 2003, 3:36 am

Nothing like a little bridge jump for the lazy days of summer.

Watch out for the Moose, its that time of the year! I don't know why he doesn't change his name to greenmoose600.
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Postby bluemoose600 » September 8th, 2003, 10:58 am

What moose?
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Postby 2k2mxz6 » September 8th, 2003, 12:52 pm

Moose is not brand loyal,if he had a black sled he could call himself The Black Knight.If I lived in Towanda I'd be called Leroys,have not ate there in a while, but it use to be great,especially when it was down by the hospital.
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Postby Judah Ben-Hur » September 8th, 2003, 4:07 pm

What moose? Ahh...... that would be you.

So when you trading that sled in for a F? something?
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Postby bluemoose600 » September 9th, 2003, 12:23 pm

I'll buy one of those F sleds when I get a job that pays. I heard from the boys at the Highway department in Towanda today, that it's going to be a harder winter this year than last. Is that true MXZ6, is that what there saying in SC also.
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Postby 2k2mxz6 » September 9th, 2003, 2:41 pm

I've heard a hard ole fashion winter,I hope.What did you put an application in Penn.D.O.T? There is nothing like plowing about a foot of snow at 30 m.p.and listening to Motley Crue.If you ride sleds you're lucky to get 5 hours of sleep a night,boy them crew cabs are soo comfy sometimes.
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