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Postby PickleChick » August 4th, 2004, 10:12 am

I just got in a fight with a nasty beach on the phone.
Ive been trying ALL DAY to get ahold of someone at the local PO.
I hate this place. Everytime you go in there, its smells like cigarette smoke and the lady behind the counter has 4 teeth with 2 in her pocket, and a mustache. Drives me nuts.
Busy busy busy busy, at least 7 times I called today.
Im like, "who the F would be calling the post office in the first place, and what on earth would be so important for the phone to be busy ALL DAMN DAY??"
Ok, so Im crabby now.
All I wanna do, is have them send me a change of address card.

I finally get ahold of the lady.
1st thing I say,"Hows your sister doing?"
She's like,"Excuse me?"
I say, "This phone number has been busy from 10am-2:30 straight, Im not sure what your job description is, but Im certain it does not include talking on the phone or leaving it off the hook all damn day."
I continue,"I need a change of address card, and I work the hours your open, could you please hold my mail until I get this changed?"
"Im sorry ma'am, we cant do that."
"Why not?"
"Its our policy."
I say, "Hmmmmmmm, so I cant change my address, unless I take off of work to come down there and fill out a card with two lines on it?"
She says, "Well ma'am, we cannot change address without a signature."
I say,"And your not listening, I said, HOLD MY MAIL."
She says,"oh yeah, we can do that, but we cant change address without your signature."
I say,"Oh, well could someone please come here to my office, and I would be happy to fill it out and sign it."
She says," Well, we could send it to you."
Im like,"How the f are you gonna send it in the mail? Where are you gonna send it to? Yourself? Your holding my mail, so it will go to you!!!"

lmfao, ok now she's getting irritated with me....

She says," Ma'am, I have other customers waiting, and....."


She starts laughing!!!!!!!
She says,"You can change your address online but there is a dollar fee for that service."

"Service? Did you just say Service?"


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Postby GThunda » August 4th, 2004, 10:15 am describe it soooo well!! Sorry about your cruddy luck but man, that's hilarious!!

Way to let her have it!
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Postby Uller God » August 4th, 2004, 10:16 am

That kind of shizz happens in Wiscony.
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Postby jpiler » August 4th, 2004, 10:19 am

Don`t go postal pickle , its not worth the jail time. Now you know why so many lives have been lost in postal service offices. :M
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Postby SuZQ213 » August 4th, 2004, 10:52 am

Hey Uller, The one 2nd from the right was in a tanning bed and didn't "Spread 'em" properly. She's got saddlebag tanlines! LMAO!

Pickle: I feel your pain. Did you know you can get a change of addy card at any post office and mail the sucker to your own post office. OR, you can have one mailed to work?
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Postby PickleChick » August 4th, 2004, 10:55 am

AH HA SuZq!! I did NOT think of walking ACROSS THE STREET here at work and getting a card!! Thank you sugar!! And Im attaching a nasty gram to it too dammit. hehehe ;)
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Postby Joe D. » August 4th, 2004, 10:58 am

that is Pickle 2nd from the left and I guess Bob the builder is polish because she had to put a sign on her mud slide
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Postby Crackie » August 4th, 2004, 11:11 am

Pickle I think you need a labotomy. LOL

Are you gunna be okay??
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Postby proXpilot » August 4th, 2004, 2:44 pm

YO! headbutts are free, and cheaper by the dozen! thats what i wudda said.
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Postby sledwrench » August 4th, 2004, 3:37 pm

Don't you just love Affirmative Action, and Federal Employees. She's union, sh!t load of bennies, and gets paid like a pro ball player. Doesn't matter how she performs, she gets paid.
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