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JOKE of the day.

Postby drifter7 » February 2nd, 2005, 4:04 am

CHINESE SICK LEAVE - "I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!"

Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, boss I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomachache and legs hurt, I no come work."

The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. That makes
everything better and I go work. You try that."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got vewy nice house."
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Postby Smack » February 2nd, 2005, 4:13 am

LOL!
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Postby PickleChick » February 2nd, 2005, 4:30 am

lol
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Postby ***POLARIS KID*** » February 2nd, 2005, 4:47 am

Nice.
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