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How to speak about Women ( politically correct )

PostPosted: May 16th, 2005, 8:15 am
by Crackie
1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."

2. She is not a "SCREAMER" or a "MOANER" - She is "VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE."

3. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."

4. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."

5. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."

6. She is not an "AIRHEAD" - She is "REALITY IMPAIRED."

7. She does not get "DRUNK" or "TIPSY" - She gets "CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED."

8. She does not have "BREAST IMPLANTS" - She is "MEDICALLY ENHANCED."

9. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."

10. She is not a "TRAMP" - She is "SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED."

11. She does not have "MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS" - She is
"PECTORALLY SUPERIOR."

12. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER."

How to speak about Women ( politically correct )

PostPosted: May 16th, 2005, 9:28 am
by snofisher
Too funny....

How to speak about Women ( politically correct )

PostPosted: May 16th, 2005, 11:12 am
by ken lacy
I am deeply offended.

How to speak about Women ( politically correct )

PostPosted: May 16th, 2005, 1:35 pm
by nab4me
ah ha too true good job

How to speak about Women ( politically correct )

PostPosted: May 16th, 2005, 2:54 pm
by Red Blooded
LMAO!!!

How to speak about Women ( politically correct )

PostPosted: May 16th, 2005, 3:42 pm
by pullngo
That is some funny stuff.