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Kevin,or should I call you GT?

Postby cromejob » March 14th, 2006, 10:04 am

[quote=Kevin Cromwells Whackjob Boss] We sell raisins formed to the shape of male genitalia for porn trade shows. Kevin is our model for genetalia that small.[/quote]

Salted raisins?
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Postby Kevin Cromwells Boss » March 14th, 2006, 10:05 am

Don't you have anything better to do, master slacker?
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Postby Smack » March 14th, 2006, 10:05 am

[quote=Kevin Cromwells Milfoil Boss]Kevin,or should I call you GT?[/quote]

Why not just stick to "love muffin" like you do in your office???
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Postby Kevin Cromwells Boss » March 14th, 2006, 10:13 am

That is very unimaginative for a welfare nipple gouger.
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Postby SuZQ213 » March 14th, 2006, 10:39 am

All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.



"I should be in charge," said the brain ,
"Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."

"I should be in charge," said the blood,
"Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."

"I should be in charge," said the stomach,"
Because I process food and give all of you energy."

"I should be in charge," said the legs,
"because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."



"I should be in charge," said the eyes,
"Because I allow the body to see where it goes."

"I should be in charge," said the rectum,
"Because I'm responsible for waste removal."

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
And insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.

Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood Was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.

The Moral of the story?

The @sshole is usually in charge !!
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Postby mnsnowboy » March 14th, 2006, 12:32 pm

[quote=Kevin Cromwells Boss]That is very unimaginative for a welfare nipple gouger.[/quote]

And you call us Slacker...kinda like the pot callin the kettle black, ain't it there rubbernuts? Here's an idea...why don't you sign off the internet, remove the GI Joe kung fu grip from yer unit, kick yerself in the azz and call it a day?

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