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Give us a YO MOMMA joke

Postby treewhacker » February 6th, 2007, 2:50 pm

[quote=GThunda]Yo momma's so fat, da cop pulled up to her on da street corner and told her ta BREAK IT UP!

Pickle....how ya been!?![/quote]
LMFAOROF
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Postby Uller God » February 6th, 2007, 2:55 pm

Yer mamma's so fat she rides a Mach Z and works in a prison.
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Postby zert » February 6th, 2007, 3:02 pm

Yo momma so fat, her Trash Ride Tshirt came in sections.
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Postby GThunda » February 6th, 2007, 3:03 pm

[quote=zert]Yo momma so fat, her Trash Ride Tshirt came in sections.[/quote]

LMAO!!
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Postby Crackie » February 6th, 2007, 3:05 pm

[quote=zert]Yo momma so fat, her Trash Ride Tshirt came in sections.[/quote]

LMFAO Zert
If Jager was water and I was a duck,
I'd swim to the bottom and never come up.
But Jager's not water and I'm not a duck,
So slide me the bottle and shut the f*** up!
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Postby zert » February 6th, 2007, 3:08 pm

Yo momma so ugly, she has a pic of Mach1Mike's azz for a mugshot.
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Postby zert » February 6th, 2007, 3:13 pm

Yo momma is so slow, KenLacy passed her.
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Postby FIB » February 6th, 2007, 4:56 pm

Yo Momma azz so big when she walks in the snow, she covers her own tracks.
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......such obbsession can't be healthy
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Postby pearson » February 7th, 2007, 12:02 am

Yo Momma's so fat when she broke her leg, gravy came out....
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Postby zert » February 7th, 2007, 1:02 am

Yo momma is so fat, her blood type is chocolate.

Yo momma is so nasty, she flosses with a hacksaw.

Yo momma's teeth are so bad, when she smiles it looks like her tongue is in jail.

Yo momma is so ugly, she got banned from the NHL.

Yo momma is so fat she doesn't take pictures, she takes posters.

Yo momma is so fat, she rides a flat bed bus.

Yo momma's legs are so fat, she has cankles.

Yo momma's breath is so bad, people look forward to her farts.

Yo momma is so fat, her toilet is a hot tub.
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