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Postby carrottop » March 10th, 2008, 5:02 am

David Lettermans Top 10 reasons why there are no black nascar drivers:

#10- Have to sit upright while driving.
#9-Pistol won't stay under seat.
#8-Engine noise drowns out the rap music.
#7-Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.
#6-They keep trying to carjack Dale jr.
#5-Police cars on track interfere with race.
#4-No passenger seat for the Ho.
#3-No Cadillacs approved for competition.
#2-When they crash their cars, they bail out and run.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR

#1-They can't wear their helmets sideways.
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Postby RATMOTOR » March 10th, 2008, 6:50 am

Alright baby carrot...you can stay.
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Postby die_hard_catrider05 » March 10th, 2008, 8:04 am

LMAO thats great. Finally a useful post out of ya carrot!
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Postby whats yer problum » March 10th, 2008, 8:44 am

now thats funny I don't care who you are.hope thats the last of the useful posts outa you for a while.
what the heck in the world!!
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Postby mach1mikeM1M » March 10th, 2008, 9:34 am

I always liked carrot dont know why you would feel he was anything but useful.
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Postby mnsnowboy » March 10th, 2008, 10:34 am

LOL sideways.

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Postby yea!!yammi » March 10th, 2008, 11:17 am

LOL at least I could understand what he was typin for once
If quitters never win & winners never quit, then who was the dumbazz that said quit while your ahead
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Postby mach1mikeM1M » March 10th, 2008, 11:26 am

typing?that was a cut and paste.
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Postby yea!!yammi » March 10th, 2008, 12:16 pm

that explains it. keep up the cut and paste'in
If quitters never win & winners never quit, then who was the dumbazz that said quit while your ahead
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Postby geterdone1000 » March 10th, 2008, 12:19 pm

finally peace & harmony on the trash board is'nt that just peachy.your all just a bunch a nuttless douche baggs.
don"t worry be happy.:h
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