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Postby drifter7 » September 4th, 2013, 4:48 am

College Book Report

One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.

Titanic: Cost - $29.99
Clinton: Cost - $29.99

Titanic: Over 3 hours to read.
Clinton: Over 3 hours to read.

Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton: Bill is a bull**** artist.

Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton: Ditto for Bill.

Titanic: During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton: Ditto for Monica.

Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton: Let's not go there.

Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton: Monica is forced to return her gifts.

Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember Jack.

Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton: Monica... Ooh, let's not go there, either.

Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton: Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing.
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Postby Snoway » September 4th, 2013, 5:55 am

either way....it was somehow Bush's fault.
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Postby kenlacy » September 4th, 2013, 8:19 am

I don't get it, Monica doesn't have a bush...
Recently I was asked to play in a golf tournament.

At first I said, "Naw, I haven't been playing that well."

Then they said to me, "Come on, it's for handicapped and blind kids."

Then I thought...




Chit, I could win this!
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Postby ZR900MAN » September 4th, 2013, 1:41 pm

How does that relate to Yamaha? Skunk is gonna be pissed if you don't have a tie in to Yamaha.
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Postby Icehole » September 4th, 2013, 1:55 pm

he said titanic 11 times dumbass
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Postby yea!!yammi » September 4th, 2013, 2:25 pm

LMAO @ Ice
If quitters never win & winners never quit, then who was the dumbazz that said quit while your ahead
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Postby NorthernSkunk » September 4th, 2013, 2:49 pm

[quote=yea!!yammi]LMAO @ Ice[/quote]
Na i'm done with you, your to much of an ass for me!

Your on a need to know basis and since you never come out here you don't need to know....
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Postby funkadelic101 » September 4th, 2013, 3:02 pm

Oh the fantastic irony in all of this.
Liberty without Virtue is Slavery to Vice
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Postby Big Toe » September 5th, 2013, 3:00 am

After several decades there still talking about the Titanic.

After several decades Ice and Skunk are till talking Yamaha.
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Postby yea!!yammi » September 5th, 2013, 3:11 am

Good Comparo der Toeman LOL
If quitters never win & winners never quit, then who was the dumbazz that said quit while your ahead
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