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which trasher would do this?

Postby SLEDHEADRED » September 9th, 2013, 3:33 am

A woman and man get into a car accident. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither one of them is hurt.

After they crawl out of the wreckage, the woman says, "Wow, look at our cars -- there's nothing left! This must be a sign from Him that we should be friends and not try to pin the blame on each other."

The man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely."

The woman points to a bottle on the ground and says, "Somehow this bottle of Scotch from my back seat didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this Scotch and celebrate our good fortune."

She hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, and chugs about a third of the bottle to calm his nerves. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police."
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Postby yammrhammr » September 9th, 2013, 3:41 am

i would do that to icehole
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Postby Icehole » September 9th, 2013, 3:43 am

you woulda been on yer knees proposing marriage directly after she flattered you by suggestin bein friends then slammed da whole bottle red
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Postby Big Toe » September 9th, 2013, 3:44 am

You wouldn't have to Yammer.
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Postby SLEDHEADRED » September 9th, 2013, 6:31 am

[quote=Icehole]you woulda been on yer knees proposing marriage directly after she flattered you by suggestin bein friends then slammed da whole bottle red[/quote]Ice..you have no clue who I am... your comment suggests im gullible..not so my friend. and btw ur wrong..
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Postby Icehole » September 9th, 2013, 6:49 am

if gullible no longer comes along with undisciplined dumass buffoon easily led into temptation, then I might be I guess
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Postby doopoo » September 9th, 2013, 6:49 am

do white trash know they're white trash???
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Postby Icehole » September 9th, 2013, 6:52 am

it's like bein dead, you don't know yer dead but everybody else does...same goes fer stupid
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Postby 600zrtrx1 » September 9th, 2013, 6:54 am

[quote=doopoo]do white trash know they're white trash???[/quote]


dunno - do ya?
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Postby yammrhammr » September 9th, 2013, 7:12 am

[quote=Icehole]it's like bein dead, you don't know yer dead but everybody else does...same goes fer stupid[/quote]

nice
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