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Postby MXZinger » March 22nd, 2002, 3:15 am

LAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEE
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Postby kawicat » March 22nd, 2002, 3:22 am

i would take a few!
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Postby Big Native » March 22nd, 2002, 3:38 am

What do Trailer Park Queens and Tornado's have in commen? They both howl like banshee's when they are coming, and take everything you own when they leave.

What to girls from Kentucky usually say after sex?
"Get up dad, your squishing my smokes."

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Postby kawicat » March 22nd, 2002, 3:49 am

what do you call a black women* with braces?

a black and decker pecker wrecker.




*i am not racist, and don't mean to offend anyone!







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Postby Mikeybac » March 22nd, 2002, 3:55 am

How do post a hyperlink in your name...for your homepage or web site??
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Postby Mikeybac » March 22nd, 2002, 3:59 am

One day, Dale Jarrett went into the bathroom . While he was on the toilet, he heard moaning coming from the stall next to him. He stood up to look over, and there was Jeff Gordon, sitting on the toilet playing with himself. The UPS driver was shocked. He told Gordon that he knew what he was doing in there and that he should save it for marriage. Gordon agreed to this only because it was coming from a the 3 time Daytona winner. About a week later, the Dale ran into the Wonder Boy at the garage and asked him how he was doing with his problem. The Rainbow Warrior replied "Great Dale! I've saved a whole quart!"
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Postby Elk » March 22nd, 2002, 4:54 am

[URL]http://www.snowmobilenews.com/forums/index.cfm/fuseaction/cfbguide/CFB/4.cfm[/URL]


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Postby BUSHMAN » March 22nd, 2002, 5:03 am

cat addict, is the rib a lesser cut of meat?
Riding is so much better than talking about riding!
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Postby Elk » March 22nd, 2002, 6:18 am

Cat Addict
[blue]ArcticEd was talking about making a trasher sticker, but nothing really happened.[/blue]
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Postby kawicat » March 22nd, 2002, 6:20 am

i know a place that makes excellent graphics, if he is looking for a place to make them. [red]stratford sign company!


what would be on them? an angry face with trash talkers along the bottom??
if everyone had there trasher name (IE-KAWICAT) customed added to each one it would kick@$$! similiar to the names added to the racer's hoods, but with something about the trash talkers. maybe johnny p could put snogoer if he foots the bill. hehehehe, just kidding.

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