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Give us a YO MOMMA joke

Postby MXZErick » February 7th, 2007, 1:40 am

Yo mommas so fat, she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger outta George Washingtons nose! Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, that when she yawns traffic starts to slow down. Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that she spits butter. Yo mommas so fat, she had a red dress on and walked through the door and someone yelled "hey kool-aid!" SKOL "In Living Color." Hey Ozzy, I guess we better fear the Turbo, eh? I can hear his yap running already! We are going to have fun with Mr. Ivy League if he doesn't have his RX figured out! Lol.
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Postby GThunda » February 7th, 2007, 1:44 am

Hey Erick, one of my friends just bought the In Living Color Box set! I loved that show.
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Postby MXZErick » February 7th, 2007, 1:46 am

Gt, hey man we are going to miss you this year. Yeah, a great show. FX used to run the old ones but they haven't been on for the last few years. That box set might be the way to go!
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Postby zert » February 7th, 2007, 1:49 am

Yo momma so fat, her picture is a box set.
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Postby GThunda » February 7th, 2007, 1:50 am

I know I'm going to be missing a great time! Have a couple cold ones for me if you have room after having some for you.

I'll see if I can burn that box set and get you a copy.
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Postby dave583 » February 7th, 2007, 1:57 am

Yo momma is so hairy, bigfoot takes pictures of her.
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Postby MXZErick » February 7th, 2007, 2:13 am

I'm sure we will have a few in honor of those that couldn't attend, so count it done. Hey, if you can get me the order info for em, that'll be aaight too.
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Postby doo it » February 7th, 2007, 2:34 am

Your momma so fat, when she goes into a restaurant she don't ask for a menu, she asks for a estimate

Your momma is so fat, in order to find the wet spot, you poor hydrogen peroxide on her and look for the foam

Your so poor, I seen your momma kicking a can down the street and I asked what she was doing...She said movin
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Postby Crackie » February 7th, 2007, 3:15 am

Homie don't play dat.
If Jager was water and I was a duck,
I'd swim to the bottom and never come up.
But Jager's not water and I'm not a duck,
So slide me the bottle and shut the f*** up!
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Postby GThunda » February 7th, 2007, 3:21 am

[quote=Crackie]Homie don't play dat.[/quote]

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