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Postby bluemoose600 » September 6th, 2003, 1:51 pm

A penguin was driving down the road in his car, when he started having car trouble. The penguin stopped at a garage to have a mechanic look at the car. The mechanic said he would look the car over but it would take an hour or so. The penguin said ok and decided to go across the street and get something to eat. The penguin ordered some ice cream and started to eat, being that penguins don't have any hands he got ice cream all over his beak. The penguin went back to the garage after an hour to see what was wrong with his car. When he arrived the mechanic told him it looked like he blew a seal. The penguin said no that's just ICE CREAM!!!



Hope you all enjoy,
Look out the MOOSE IS LOOSE!!!
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Postby 2k2mxz6 » September 6th, 2003, 1:56 pm

Good one Moose.What is up?Have not heard from you in a while.Stiil have the ZR?
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Postby catdaddy » September 6th, 2003, 2:00 pm

Heard the same joke years ago, but it was between to eskimos ice fishing and a broken down Yamaha, or was it a Pulyurassoff? No, it was a yamaha!:)
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Postby bluemoose600 » September 6th, 2003, 2:27 pm

Still riding that same ole' ZR. How about you!
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Postby 2k2mxz6 » September 6th, 2003, 11:26 pm

Still riding the MXZ,had a very good year last year.You working at Sylvania yet?I heard yesterday Joe quit.Gotta give him a ring one of these days.
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Postby RENEGADE13 » September 7th, 2003, 1:49 am

If this penguin has no hands, how does he drive the car? I'm not falling for this one!!!
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Postby Judah Ben-Hur » September 7th, 2003, 3:30 am

The penquin is using one of those heads up displays to drive the car, silly.

Look out, the Moose is on the Loose!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Postby 2k2mxz6 » September 7th, 2003, 4:06 am

Judah's back!Them guys from New York just don't understand.L.O.L's.
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Postby Judah Ben-Hur » September 7th, 2003, 9:37 am

They voted Hillary in, that tells you something.
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Postby bluemoose600 » September 7th, 2003, 12:57 pm

No I'm not at Sylvania anymore I"m at Williams Oil Co. Yea, I just heard last week that Joe left Sylvania. Something about his dad had a heart attack and Joe is going to run his stone business or something like that. We will have to get together this winter, my friend and I did alot of riding out in Ansonia last winter. Watch out for that Judah guy he's different.
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